congrats to all of us for being the first generation to grow up online
I bet you there are scientists somewhere, watching us like:
Sheldon Cooper you’re my hero
one time i was walking across the courtyard and some kids were clustered around where the seagulls always are and then this kid fuckin GRABBED ONE OUT OF THE AIR and i was literally so fucking amazed but all his friends were like “tyrone put that shit down” and “again tyrone?? really??” which is even better because it means he was a habitual seagull catcher
in 4th grade my friend and i did an experiment for science class and we wanted to see how different kinds of music affected fish so we bought a fish and put it in a bowl and then we started playing screamo and the fish DIED
i laUGHED AT THIS FOR 3 HOURS
did you put water in the bowl
Who needs a fucking book on why cannibalism is wrong
could you imagine will leaving this in glaringly obvious places for hannibal to see
Slide to the left
Take it back now y’all
Cha cha real smooth
Right foot lets stomp, left foot lets stomp
Everybody clap your hands
How low can you go? Can you go down low?
All the way to the floor?
this was funny until it wasn’t
IT WAS SO FUCKIN’ GOOD UNTIL THIS MOMENT.
nO IT’S OK I GOT THIS
Can you bring it to the top?
Like you never never stopped
10 Fun Facts About Cannibalism (x)
Well, I know what’s for dinner tonight.
This is just majestic…
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs